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Frat Bro Almost Dies from Funneling Too Much Box Wine into his Ass

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One dude almost died and a frat got shut down after a bunch of bros funneled a sh*t-ton of boxed wine — into their asses.

Cops crashed a “butt-chugging” party in the wee hours of Saturday morning at Pi Kappa Alpha house on Fraternity Park Drive at the University of Tennessee, reports Knoxnews.com:

Officers … found several young men … passed out in their rooms “and bags from wine boxes, some empty and some partially empty, strewn across the halls and rooms.”

Meanwhile, 20-year-old Alexander P. Broughton was already at the college’s medical center emergency room with a blood-alcohol level over .40 percent — borderline lethal — after his ass absorbed more booze than it could handle.
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Campus cops found Broughton at the ER and described him as utterly wasted and showing “signs of physical and possible sexual assault.” Yeah — he was raped by a box of wine. The crack sleuths eventually determined his condition was the result of an alcohol enema at the Pike house.

A UT police spokesman released this statement:

Upon extensive questioning it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the blood stream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver.

Yep, this is a thing. The alcohol-enema injection method is a pretty darn efficient way to get wasted. The booze doesn’t have to fight with your liver before it goes straight into your bloodstream and, in turn, right into your pea-sized brain. (The ancient Mayans knew (invented?) this trick and used it to ass-slurp spirits made from peyote and mushrooms.)

But there are drawbacks. Like almost dying.

College officials suspended the frat chapter for 30 days. The chapter previously faced discipline in 2008 when it forced pledges to exercise on a bathroom floor and several contracted staph infections.

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