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Kid Who Scores 10 Touchdowns on 18th Birthday Just Wants to Go to Bed

On his 18th birthday Thomas Tyner went all the way. Ten times.

The Aloha, Oregon, high school football phenom scored a state-record 10 touchdowns and ran for a state-record 643 yards on Friday night.

His Warriors beat Lakeridge 84-63.

When local reporters got up in his face after the game asking how he’d celebrate (all Disney World commercial style), Tyner said: “All it means is I can’t wait to go to sleep.”

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