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Snoop Dogg Backs Obama: ‘He Cleaned Up Half the Sh*t in 4 Years’

Finally, America has an answer to its most burning question: Who does Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) endorse for president? The answer is President Barack Obama.

Okay, well, I think that about does it. Election over, Obama wins. After all, it would be impossible for Romney to come back from such a devastating endorsement. Remember the old saying, “As Snoop goes, so goes the nation.” He is a national treasure and our most valued political mind. Clearly, this thing has been decided. Let’s pack it up and go home.

Here’s the most Snoop-ed one’s endorsement:

[George W. Bush] fucked up for eight years so you at least gotta give [Barack Obama] eight years. He cleaned up half the shit in four years realistically. It ain’t like you gave him a clean house. Y’all gave him a house with a TV that didn’t work, the toilet was stuffed up; everything was wrong with the house. [The American people] need to give Obama four more years.

So eloquent.

Oh, Snoop, never change.

I bet Snoop disagrees with Obama’s stance on marijuana, though.

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