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Hard-Partying German Man Finds Car After Two Years

Think you forget things when you’ve been drinking? A man in Munich, Germany was reunited with his car two years after forgetting where he parked it. Idiot.

It was dumb luck that got the car found by authorities, a traffic warden noticed it on a routine check after seeing that its inspection stickers were expired. It was found about four miles away from where the man thought he had left it. The 33 year old craftsman had left $51,600 worth of power tools in the trunk including electric screwdrivers and power drills.

Police spokesman Alexander Lorenz said about the incident:

“The weird thing is that it turned up so far away, although the owner was pretty sure of where he had left it.”

Presumably he then slapped the man for wasting police time. Over 50 grand worth of tools? And it still took two years to find? LOOK HARDER, DOUCHEBAG!!

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