“So a nun walks into a convince store….” It’s not the start of an old Catskills joke, but the setting for a clip that’s been floating around the net of a nun caught on security camera stealing cans of Four Loko.
There’s been some speculation that the clip is fake, but the woman in the clip certainly looks very “nunley”, as opposed to the slutty nun costumes you see women wearing on Halloween. And if it is indeed real, the nun front is a genius criminal move. Nobody’s gonna suspect a sister of ripping them off and there’s plenty of room under that robe for hot merch.
No word yet, if the nun was busted and charges were pressed, but consider the rager at the abbey this weekend officially cancelled.