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Danish Porn Site Offers iPhone 5 to Winner of Tiny Penis Contest


An adult website based out of Denmark has started accepting submissions to a “Tiny Penis” contest on their site. Singlesex.dk is encouraging all men who have hubris in their adorable pint-sized peckers to submit photos in hopes of winning the top prize: An iPhone.

Morten Fabricius, the owner of Singlesex.dk, already has a reputation for exploiting the dicks of Denmark. He stirred some controversy recently when he held a contest to see which visitor has the “most beautiful” penis. Looks like he is switching stuff up from “most beautiful” to “most adorable.” Even Fabricius admits that this tiny penis contest is a bit crass, but he does see a benefit in the public sharing their mini-wieners:

“It’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.”

You see guys? Morten just wants you to feel super manly even if you have a tiny peepee.

To enter all you have to do is send in a photo to Fabricius that shows your erect penis next to a measuring tape. Worried your penis is too big? No worries! There is also a “viewers choice” award that is voted on by the website’s female viewers.

By the way, I wasn’t kidding about the winner getting an iPhone. The submission with the most votes will receive an iPhone 5, the second and third place submissions will receive an iPad 3. Sounds like a fair trade off to me!

The contest runs until January 31st so get your tiny dick pics in now!

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