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World’s Oldest Dad Fathers 2nd Kid at Age 96, Still Has Sex 3 Times a Night

A 96-year-old man who has sex at least three times a night has defended his title as the World’s Oldest Father.

Ramjeet Raghav of Haryana, India, cemented his status as world oldest dad last week when his wife, Shakuntala, 54, gave birth to their second child.

Ramjeet was given the title of world’s oldest dad two years ago when his wife gave birth to their first son, Karamjeet.

This guy is basically walking Viagra. And the nonagenarian says he has neighbors who’d love a dose of his mojo:

“I do it three or four times a night. My neighbors are jealous and they keep asking me for my secret, but all I tell them is that it is God’s will.”

I think it is safe to say that aside from Brad Pitt and Jason Mraz, Ramjeet Raghav has the most sex on planet earth. Despite his frequent trips on the F-train, Ramjeet swears that he does not use stimulants. He attributes his mojo to a healthy diet of almonds, butter and milk.

Ramjeet met his wife 25 years ago in a Muslim shrine.

I took her under my wing and taught her some yoga and we fell in love. Many of my past girlfriends had died, so I had never married and then I asked Shakuntala to be my wife.

When asked about what it is like to be married to a 96-year-old, Shakuntala had this to say:

“He doesn’t seem old to me. He can make love like any 25-year-old man, even better because he can go on all night, and he makes a wonderful father.”

I think you guys can all agree with me when I say that this is one sex tape I REALLY hope doesn’t get released.

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