With the election getting under way this morning, celebrities have been active on Twitter, encouraging the masses to vote and cramming their misguided political dispositions down our throats. Here’s a few of our favorites here at Heavy, unadulterated and uncensored in all their self-righteous goodness.
So excited, will be on the radio today and tomorrow to talk about the election and how important it is to Vote. #YouthEmpowerment
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) November 5, 2012
I tell you what, I won’t write any articles about the importance of lip syncing in cold cuts, and you can shut your mouth about the election. Deal?
Having trouble killing the correlation between today’s breathless Election Day Coverage and junkies on crack.
— Jeff Daniels (@Jeff_Daniels) November 6, 2012
Junkies eventually tire, Jeff. This is more a zombie apocalypse style frenzy.
— Jennifer Lopez (@JLo) November 6, 2012
JLo, the whole bipartisan shtick doesn’t really fly when you post the polling stations on a candidate’s website.
— Neil Diamond (@NeilDiamond) November 5, 2012
How many times do you think he had to croak through “Sweet Caroline” trying to convince people it was really him? Also, how many people just hung up anyway?
Don’t believe Chrysler (if Obama wins)–see how fast @jeep production will be moved to China–and I’ll be watching!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
Not sure if the tone here is condescending enough? Seriously, this guy couldn’t give kittens away without sounding like a pompous ass.
Vote for Obama & vote for US Constitution hating SCOTUS crazies
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) November 6, 2012
That acronym that looks a little too similar to scrotum for anyones liking actually stands for the U.S. Supreme Court. Also I’m not sure if he’s aware the current judges have been appointed across several administrations, or that the court’s main duty is to interpret and apply the … wait why am I trying to make any sense of this?
Don’t forget to VOTE!! You owe it to yourself and your country to educate yourself and VOTE. yfrog.com/h0g5lhej
— Kourtney Kardashian (@KourtneyKardash) November 5, 2012
How long did you laugh when you saw the words Kardashian and educate in the same sentence?
Who’s ready to vote tomorrow? I’ve got my outfit laid out! Send me a photo of your outfit when you’re at the polls, and I’ll RT my faves!
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) November 5, 2012
Keep the wigs at home…am I the only person that finds that sh*t terrifying?
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) November 5, 2012
Is there anything more revolutionary than casting your vote in an election that is heavily decided by the residents of Ohio? You and Che should go grab a beer somewhere.
I know everyone’s feeling stressed about the election – I suggest some deep breathing exercises – breathe in…hold the smoke..breathe out
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) November 6, 2012
And people wonder why turnout for the Democratic party is always a concern.
HE IS ONE OF THE MOST INSPIRING AND INFLUENTIAL HUMAN BEINGS OF OUR EXISTENCE ALONG WITH MICHAEL JACKSON, WALT DISNEY, AND DR. KING.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 6, 2012
Yes, Kanye, President Obama is at least as inspiring as an alleged child abuser. Perhaps mostly because Obama still exists, unlike everyone else on this list.
— Harvard Law School (@Harvard_Law) November 6, 2012
You know, even then they didn’t look like the type of guys that would get along too well, despite having the same educational pedigree and probably having more in common than anyone wants to admit.