A 22-year-old stripper fell 15 feet from the second floor of Christie’s Cabaret Gentleman’s Club while attempting to perform a tricky dance move during a lap dance in Cleveland around 1 a.m. on Wednesday. According to the police report, Lauren Block, was trying “to complete some sort of jump/dance move and accidentally went head first over the rail.”
Initially, police suspected Block was pushed over the balcony because witnesses report seeing two men fleeing the club as the stripper fell (way to look suspicious, guys). It was later concluded that the incident was just a bizarre accident.
Pasquale Storino, the receiver of the lap-dance-gone-wrong, described the accident to police when they arrived.
“He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail,” the police report said.
Block was taken to the MetroHealth Medical Center and is currently in critical condition after suffering from major head trauma.