If you don’t know who Rob Delaney is, you’ve either been living under a rock or are Amish.
The Twitter comedian has gained a huge following for his absurdest comedy style reflecting on everyday antics and pop culture.
Recently, Jimmy Kimmel took some of Rob’s most favorited tweets and brought them to Canter’s Deli in Los Angeles to have their senior patrons read them aloud on camera for all of us to enjoy.
Just a few of Rob’s gem’s of wisdom.
BEAUTIFUL black woman in front of me at Starbucks just asked for “a shot of vanilla” in her drink & I said nothing, for I am a classy gent.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 19, 2013
It’s like my grandma used to say, “If you let the future man with the blade legs play in the Olympics, he will kill & kill & kill.”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 17, 2013