Andrew Mendoza told Wharton County police that he was waiting for his girlfriend to call and made a promise to himself that if he didn’t hear from her, he would “mess with the neighbor’s horse.” You can guess what happens next.
After describing in detail his sexual encounter with the poor horse, Mendoza also admitted that he was attempting to impregnate it:
I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.
Mendoza pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.
So what happened to the girlfriend?