We’ve got the voicemails from Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend, and she sounds … not as fake as we thought.
Apparently, wearing a T-Shirt with the words “Prepare to Die” on an airplane full of passengers is frowned upon.
Slightly less offensive than the time Harry Carrey yelled “PUT SOME SHMEAR ON THAT BAGEL” after Sandy Koufax stole a base versus the Orioles.
But she had enough booty to go around.
We’re waiting for the Kirsten Dunst crying GIF any day now.
It’s like gifs with sound, only video.
Stallone’s bank account took a few hits to the ribs since he wanted to keep his half-sister quiet.
Their legs may not work, but their wheels have them keeping up with anything life throws at them.
Maybe there’s a role for this guy in the remake of “Tootsie.”