Chevy Chase plays a racist character on the TeeVee. He’s not racist in real life, just a tremendous dick.
Joe Biden is a boss. You listen to what Joe Biden has to say because Joe Biden won’t say it again. Joe Biden know how all the ladies like to get down.
Why?! Why is she still a celebrity? How have we as a society allowed this to happen? Oh well, at least things are getting more interesting and more naked.
The Internet is actually good for something! All this time I thought the endless cat pictures were annoying and pointless, turns out they were making me focus.
Microsoft’s first entry into the tablet wars is so far so good (albeit with some typical microsoftian missteps).
A look inside the great vampire squid that is Goldman Sachs. It’s a little disappointing, but still terrible and kind of silly and hilarious. Plus nudity.
Not your standard stripper by night, ninja by later that night story here.
Check out the fight card for UFC 155: Dos Santos vs. Velasquez 2.
When will our ongoing national nightmare known as the presidential election finally end? If this doesn’t end soon, I might purposely accidentally vote for Pat Buchanan.
The elephants are attacking! Everyone run for your lives!
Strangely and coincidentally blindness is also up among younger boys. I blame Kate Upton.