12 Answers to ‘Would You Rather’ Questions Prove People are Awful

Ah, the “Would you rather?” question, the perfect way to see deep into people’s sense of what’s right and wrong. We went through several hundred “would you rathers” and we started to see a pattern: people are awful. Quite awful. Here’s 12 answers to “Would You Rather” questions that prove it.

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68% of people are selfish and would rather someone else get hurt than them. No surprises, but it’s still awful. Still, this is more of a running theme than you might expect.

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Wow, 21% of people are monsters. To them, fame can and should be achieved at no cost. What’s wrong with these people? They’re virtually saying they’d kill to be famous. Nuts.

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32% of people are really that shallow.

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23% of people would prefer the power to kill people rather than GIVE ALL OF HUMANITY ETERNAL LIFE. What is wrong with these sociopaths?

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28% of people would rather hit someone than interrupt someone. There may be racist implications here, I don’t know, but I do know that these people are broken and wrong.

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45% of people are violent haters of the avocado. Actually, first off it proves that the person who posed this question is an absolute freak who needs to be caged at the very least. Second of all, avocados are awesome, so why would you prefer to injure a pilgrim? Granted, if you’re a Native American, that answer makes sense, but I’m certain the 45% of people who answered this are not all Indians.

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61% of people are just like me. Again, no surprises here, we all clearly look at a lot of porn. Let’s not lie.

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36% of people value their one stupid life over five children’s lives. Five. Sickos.

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50% of people are actually that selfish. Are you people insane? Look we all want our grandpas and grandmas back, but you can’t choose three people when you could save over 3,000! Are you mad?!

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56% would prefer that ALL HUMANITY PERISH instead of them. Just when I thought these animals couldn’t get any more self-centered, they blow away my expectations. Have fun being all alone on Earth you stupid, selfish morons.

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50% of people again would prefer the worst thing ever to just cutting off a few digits. Look, I know it would suck, but the original Hitler killed a lot of people, do you realize how many invincible, robot zombie Hitler is going to kill? Everyone. Granted, it will be an awesome fight, but it won’t be awesome because America will lose. Also, the concentration camps were bad enough the first time around, how horrible are these going to be? God, we are so screwed.

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I’m not sure, but there’s no way this says anything good about humanity.

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  1. And you are not better than the people in your article because you judge them by your views, if you have an opinion that does not make it real.