28 Terrifying Pictures of Fish That Will Make You Hug Dry Land

Bodies of water can be scary places. Nothing really has ever happened to me in any body of water, but still, when I see picture of scary fish, I can only conclude that my next step into a lot of h20 will be my last move before a horrible gill-demon eats my face off. Anyway, after looking at these pictures, you will likely find yourself pretty uncomfortable, followed by pretty relieved that you are nowhere near water. Unless of course you’re reading this article on a boat, which would be absolutely the worst thing ever and a watery doom awaits you.

 

Just a predator fish.

black dragonfish


Side angle of predator fish.

gulper eel

Try smoosing him with your foot. 

massive crab


Like 100 needles in your skin at once. 

lizard fish


WHAT ARE YOU?!

Chimaera Pup Fish


The Blob Fish isn’t that scary, but I still don’t want it near me. 

blob_fish


I think I’ll go live on a planet without life. 

fang tooth


Nice to meet you. Time to die. 

black dragon fish


Teeth. 

viperfish

12 men just to hold up the slabfish. 

kjr3g


Its face might be goofy, but I am still afraid. 

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Sea ticks. 

OYHAF


Oh Hai.

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How can something so clearly dead make me so afraid?

HpmBN


I HATE the Ocean. I HATE the beach. I HATE water. 

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I’m going to have nightmares because of this asshole. 

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Never thought a rainbow could make me wince. 

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Hey guys, just crawled out of hell. 

jX1DG


This is the inside of a turtle’s mouth. A damn turtle’s! 

Mouth of a sea turtle

What if you woke up with this on your body? 

Scary thing


Stop looking at me. 

scale worm


Never did I think a human mouth would be so horrifying.

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Have you seen our friend? He just crawled out of hell.

hatchetfish


You guys making bacon? 

Yo

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Horrible Scary Fish with Proud Midget Bonus (See Right).

bonus midget


Don’t need to spell out what these look like. Imagine jumping in a vat of them. EEE!

penis-fish


The Candiru loves the smell of urine. It will swim up your pee hole and be hard to remove because of its spiky scales. Stay in the pool! 

Candiru and the urine smell


Not Really Scary, but Hitler Goldfish is no Friend of Mine. 

Hitlerfish


Via reddit.com/r/wtf, and reddit.com/r/deepseacreatures

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16 Comments

Isabella the 9 year old

You have made this clear to me “I HATE THE WATER,BEACH,POOL ,AND ONCE AGAIN WATER!!!!!! Thank you for showing me what there is in water:-)

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mohamad

so do i,Mohamad 59 years old, Egyptian, Muslem,arabo citizen, Ilove U my dear , eat well ,study well , sleep well, dont be afraid of anything , love all human being, just HAVE trust in GOD, Good luck,
bYYYYYYe

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Anonymous

What is the name of the fish with the captain that says you guys making bacon? Can it crawl/walk on land?

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Matthew

Actually that octopus one is clearly fake, this of you who have played amnesia will know that. If you haven’t, look up the monster from amnesia.

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Haru

omfg omfg omfg i was already scared of water but after readin this (especially candiru i shit myself) also the hitler goldfish got me xD

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Haru

I already was scared of the sea but after readin this i shit myself (especially the candiru kyah >_<) and the hitler goldfidh got me xD But at the same time i couoldnt stop laughing cuz of the sarcasm in each pic lolol

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