Bodies of water can be scary places. Nothing really has ever happened to me in any body of water, but still, when I see picture of scary fish, I can only conclude that my next step into a lot of h20 will be my last move before a horrible gill-demon eats my face off. Anyway, after looking at these pictures, you will likely find yourself pretty uncomfortable, followed by pretty relieved that you are nowhere near water. Unless of course you’re reading this article on a boat, which would be absolutely the worst thing ever and a watery doom awaits you.
Just a predator fish.
Side angle of predator fish.
Try smoosing him with your foot.
Like 100 needles in your skin at once.
WHAT ARE YOU?!
The Blob Fish isn’t that scary, but I still don’t want it near me.
I think I’ll go live on a planet without life.
Nice to meet you. Time to die.
12 men just to hold up the slabfish.
Its face might be goofy, but I am still afraid.
How can something so clearly dead make me so afraid?
I HATE the Ocean. I HATE the beach. I HATE water.
I’m going to have nightmares because of this asshole.
Never thought a rainbow could make me wince.
Hey guys, just crawled out of hell.
This is the inside of a turtle’s mouth. A damn turtle’s!
What if you woke up with this on your body?
Stop looking at me.
Never did I think a human mouth would be so horrifying.
Have you seen our friend? He just crawled out of hell.
You guys making bacon?
Horrible Scary Fish with Proud Midget Bonus (See Right).
Don’t need to spell out what these look like. Imagine jumping in a vat of them. EEE!
The Candiru loves the smell of urine. It will swim up your pee hole and be hard to remove because of its spiky scales. Stay in the pool!
Not Really Scary, but Hitler Goldfish is no Friend of Mine.