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Man Gets Dildo Stuck Up His Butt and Tweets the Rescue Mission

If you’re looking to boost your Twitter following, take a tip from @Grawly, get a dildo lodged in your rectum and tweet the rescue mission.

@grawly dildo in butt

It’s that easy, folks.

The “accident” happened last Thursday and instantly Twitter critics began debating whether it was a legit medical emergency or simply a stunt to boost ratings. @Grawly somewhat verified the ordeal with the photo above and disc of x-ray photos below.

A Twitter army takes commitment and doesn’t happen overnight, unless you get a sex toy lodged in your rectum.

It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.” – Frank Costanza

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