Hey sucka! Are you subscribed to Mr. T’s YouTube channel yet? No? Then you’re just asking for a face full of knuckles.
Yes, America’s favorite mohawk sportin’, gold chain wearin’, no fool pityin’ giant has launched his own YouTube channel. The channel features Mr. T doing what he does best, okay second best to clobbering bad guys – he’s dishing out advice. Celebrities love to spill the wisdom on the masses and Mr. T has joined the ranks.
You could take advice from or Miley Cyrus or Jessica Simpson, but do either one of them have bazooka experience? No. Case closed.
And in case you were on the fence about following Mr. T on Twitter, the guy does pump out the occasional gold tweet, chock full of Mr. T slang.
Still learning Twitter, tweet’n, retweet’n and all that jibbajabba…but at a good clip. I’ll get there tho ’cause I never quit. Grrrrrrr!!!
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 18, 2013
Before Mr.T joined Twitter, fools on the internet went unpitied and their jibba jabba went unchallenged. Mr.T’s got some cleaning up to do.
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 13, 2013
If Mr.T falls in the forest – does he make a sound? NO! Mr.T never falls!
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 12, 2013
Rules are there for the breakin’, but fools are there for the pitying
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 8, 2013
I stopped drinking milk for a while and switched to carrot juice. Now I can see fools coming a mile away.
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 6, 2013
Yes, this is a video of Mr. T shelling out himself for a cheap rotisserie oven and it’s hilarious. Does the guy have to kick down a door everytime he enters a room?