Hey sucka! Are you subscribed to Mr. T’s YouTube channel yet? No? Then you’re just asking for a face full of knuckles.
Yes, America’s favorite mohawk sportin’, gold chain wearin’, no fool pityin’ giant has launched his own YouTube channel. The channel features Mr. T doing what he does best, okay second best to clobbering bad guys – he’s dishing out advice. Celebrities love to spill the wisdom on the masses and Mr. T has joined the ranks.
And in case you were on the fence about following Mr. T on Twitter, the guy does pump out the occasional gold tweet, chock full of Mr. T slang.
Still learning Twitter, tweet’n, retweet’n and all that jibbajabba…but at a good clip. I’ll get there tho ’cause I never quit. Grrrrrrr!!!
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 18, 2013
Before Mr.T joined Twitter, fools on the internet went unpitied and their jibba jabba went unchallenged. Mr.T’s got some cleaning up to do.
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 13, 2013
If Mr.T falls in the forest – does he make a sound? NO! Mr.T never falls!
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 12, 2013
Rules are there for the breakin’, but fools are there for the pitying
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 8, 2013
I stopped drinking milk for a while and switched to carrot juice. Now I can see fools coming a mile away.
— Mr. T (@MrT) March 6, 2013
Yes, this is a video of Mr. T shelling out himself for a cheap rotisserie oven and it’s hilarious. Does the guy have to kick down a door everytime he enters a room?