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The 20 Worst Engagement Photos in the History of Marriage

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Wedding Season is right around the corner, and for some of you fine folk, you have already been dating someone for more than 3 weeks. It’s time to propose my man! Lock that s*#% down! Your girl will want to get some photos done, so here are some ideas on what NOT to do.

shirtless engagement

“Sugar cake, I need to show my tat at least ONCE in these pics. Your relatives and friends seriously need to see this chest ink.”


horny engagement photo

I like her dress.


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HAHAHA GUYS IT SAYS NO DUMPING AND YOU’RE LOOKING LIKE YOU’RE TAKING A DUMP! AM I INVITED TO THE WEDDING PLEASE?! DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAVE A SISTER SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE AS HOT BUT CLOSE WOULD BE NICE! XOXOXO


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“Oh honey, you’re so cute. GOOD GOD I’M THIRSTY HGHGHG MY MOUTH IS DRY”


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I have the worst feeling that they rented out this fast food restaurant JUST for the photo shoot…”Merica!


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“Honey, If we break up, I’ll never get over you. Lets take a picture as a metaphor! And get married while we’re at it!”


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Later that day, they went behind a tree to pee and no one has been able to locate them since. We assume they are being raised by the Ents from LOTR.


cleavage engagement

I have no objections to this photo.


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“We’ll take a picture, like, you caught me, on a fishing line, or something, with fish, and line. I’m out of ideas and we only have this photographer for another 5 minutes. WORK WITH ME!”


bunny engagement

Congrats, you just found the rabbit version of a crazy cat lady.


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Bob and Bobanne took pictures where they first met. Also where their bodies will later be found.


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There is a graph off to the right that has the number of years each one of them thinks they will be married for.

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This one is cute because he’s looking at the sky and she doesn’t want to be with him.


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“Kiss me like my favorite Marvel character would!” “Spider-man?” ” No, Beast, you f*$%ing idiot” This was their first fight.


parking meter engagement

The holding of the hands represents their love. The parking meters represent her boobs.


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Did they feel they needed a picture on that rock?


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I would be friends with this dude. He knows to let the lady sit. What a gentleman.


noodle boy

Two peas in a pod. One pee stained head. (Don’t worry dude, I’ve been there too. Just buzz it. And put a shirt on.)


engagement

My thoughts exactly.


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I like how this was a Photoshop idea. Could they not find steps somewhere? Also, his soul patch HAS to be photo-shopped…it has to be.

Russian Wedding WTF Photos

Getting married this year? Take a note from Russia, add some flying dragons or penguins to your wedding portraits. It really makes all the difference.

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