The 10 Awesomest Mugshots From Florida

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Florida is weird.
From its little appendage peninsula shape to its strange fusion of Latin and redneck culture mixed with a bunch of retirees, it seems to aggregate a specific breed of meth heads and cannibals.
Scroll below for the best 10 mug shots straight out of the “Sunshine State.”

1. Cake Face
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We’re not exactly sure what is on and around this man’s mouth, but we’re hoping it’s cake… Please, God, let it be cake.

2. The Baked Baker
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Well, if Cake Face ever needed a buddy, we think we found him.

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3. Pinky & Peroxide
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I’m hoping it’s just a sunburn and a bad dye job.

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4. Mulletstache
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Looking for a way to look more redneck? Try growing a mullet and a mustache.

5. Meth 1
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Art nouveau photography, entitled simply: “Meth 1.”

6. Meth 2
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And “Meth 2.”

7. Drunk Driver vs. Gene Simmons
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Meet Kelsey Smith, drunk driver and weekend Gene Simmons tongue impersonator. He was a news sensation in June 2012 when he was arrested for allegedly drinking and driving in Florida and gave officer’s this mug shot gem.

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8. Sixhead
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Screw foreheads and fiveheads, this guy is a total sixhead. Brainiac!

9. Double The Fun
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This guy was arrested for bigamy. So of course he got two headshots posted.

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10. Mama Can’t Hear You
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Keep crying, mama can’t hear you where you’re going.

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