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The 20 WTF Glamour Shots the Internet Can’t Explain

If there’s one defining photography archetype of the 80s and 90s, it’s the “glamour shot.” Families, children, pets, and business partners alike all huddled together to capture some of the most cringe-worthy portraits.Here are the top 20 that the Internet can’t explain.


1. Young Love
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Nothing says romance like dropping it like it’s hot.


2. Where Mermaids Come From
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Mommy and Daddy met one summer day in the lake.

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3. A 90s Movie Promo
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This looks like three ’90s movies rolled into one.


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4. Vet Dad
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Bringing a little bit of ‘Nam home at the end of every work day.


5. Cat Whisperer
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How she got all these cats to sit still and get along. (Witch.)


6. No Idea
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Your guess is as good as mine. But let’s keep it PG-13.


7. Gamer
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If you look up “virgin” in the dictionary, you’ll see this guy’s photo.


8. Baby Born Baby Born
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Oddly enough, the baby was born between photo takes.


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9. Grandpa Makes It Rain
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Unfortunately after this shoot, he lost all his money in a Nigerian email scam.


10. Gangsters???
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Street cred officially ruined.

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11. The Bacon Brothers
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Strangely enough, they’re Jewish.


12. Young Love 2
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$20 says their unborn child already has barbed wire tattoo.


13. David Bowie’s Acid Dream
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This is how Labyrinth came to be.


14. Doctor Claw’s Office Portrait
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It ain’t business unless you’re stroking a cat.


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15. The Sloths
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Mom, dad, and baby.


16. Blond on Black
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Let’s just hope kitty doesn’t want some…nipple.


17. Falcor Lives
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The inspiration behind everyone’s favorite furry dragon.


18. The Heavy Defender
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To get him to put down the sword, just offer him a burger and fries.


19. Buck Norris
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Meet Buck Norris, Chuck’s estranged cousin.


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20. Domestic Love
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Please let that shiner be Photoshopped.

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