Alright, they aren’t breeds per se, but these are all very real types of cat. You may be living with one of these ridiculous types of cat and not even be aware of it. Prepare yourself…
1. Fur Cat
I’ll bet he could jump like two feet higher after losing those pounds.
2. Kip Cat
“Yeah, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
3. Puff Cat
I used to be a raincloud. Now, I like tuna and walking across your keyboard.
Dude, you’re finally here! P.S. I tore the couch a new one!
5. Alternative Lifestyle Cat
They’re hoping cat-duck marriage will be legal by 2054.
6. Batman Cat
His partner is an actual robin.
7. Curly Whiskered Cattus
Actually, this cat was rescued from a fire. Talk about a close-call.
“I’ma look so hot in this selfie!”
9. Two-for-1 Cat
“I’m like Harvey Dent, but nice on both sides.”
“Yeah, I’m playing with it. Leave me alone.”
11. Undercover Cats
“Oh boy, we’ve been busted… back away slowly. Then book it to the litter box.”
The best of both worlds, but still shows you his butthole a lot.
13. About-to-Sneeze Cat
“I just want this allergy season to end. Please.”
14. Vengeful French Cat
If you captured this picture of him, it’s already too late.
15. Worm Cat
Pros: Immune to catching worms. Cons: Is a worm.
16. Hobo Cat
He passes out like he’s got nowhere to sleep, but at least he’s done boozing for the day.
17. Obsessive-Bambi-Fan Cat
“This is happening. This is really happening.”
18. Christmas Cat
He won’t let you throw out the tree, unless you want to take him with it.
19. Expressive Cat
Cat: I’m really this sad. Owner: Dude, you always exaggerate with your furbrows!
20. Fire-Breathing Feline
Her only fears are water Pokemon and the hair dryer.
“When we grow up, we’re gonna be snow leopards!”
22. Ballerina Cat
She has auditioned for Black Swan, but always attacks the lead.
23. Dragon Impersonating Cat
“It’s always the year of the cat when you live with me!”
24. Lil’-Nosed Punkcat / Wet Clean Cat
Cute, but fiesty. Keep away from guests, small children, and save for rainy days.
25. Gentleman Cat
He knows his whiskey as good as his hairballs.
26. Unamused Longcat
A rare but charming breed. Do not attempt to amuse, it just won’t work.
27. Height-Discriminant Dance Cat
She demands her partners be reasonably close to her in height, but if you meet the standards, you’re in for a great time.
Wears sunglasses constantly and references “smoking herb,” meaning catnip.
29. Budget Ironmancat
He has the latest in cat technology, but cats haven’t come very far. Still a formidable foe to most mice.
30. Daredevil Cat
Blind as a bat, and has also eaten a few bats out of raw boredom.
31. Voldemort Cat
No jokes here, Charlie’s resemblance to he-who-must-not-be-named kept him from a home in 2011.
32. Lenin Cat
Famed leader of the USSR, if you don’t know, but this cat has smaller aspirations of rubbing against your legs a lot.
curated from reddit.com