First off, Mark Cuban did NOT win the Powerball lotto, so you can stop hating him for that and go back to hating him for the Dallas Mavericks. People all over the internet were fooled though into thinking that money bags Mark got even richer after a satirical article by The Daily Currant revealed him to be the winner.
Not to harp too much on how gullible people are, but simply scanning the related articles with headlines like “Sara Palin Calls for Invasion of Czech Republic” and “Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza” should be a tip off that it’s comedy.
Nevertheless, a bunch of people started drinking the haterade and took to Twitter to express their shock.
So Mark Cuban really won the $550 million lottery. Wow
— Phillip Lawrence (@PhillyPhil35) May 20, 2013
If Mark Cuban, a billionaire, won the 600 million dollar powerball, I’m outta here.
— Katie Pimblett (@KPimblett) May 20, 2013
Sooooo mark Cuban hit the powerball for $590 million …. **I’m Hating!!! Fuck that!!!!**
— Tom Natural (@tomnatural) May 20, 2013
I just found out mark Cuban the one that won the powerball though? Like that shit ain’t even fair
— Wilt Chamberlain (@Jahri_C) May 20, 2013
I guess it’s true what they say, money attracts money. Billionaire wins the Power ball $590M. dailycurrant.com/2013/05/19/mar…
— Ray O (@O_Ray87) May 20, 2013
So mark Cuban won the lotto … Aint that some shit
— Stifler (@DarkskinSavior) May 20, 2013
I always told myself I’d never hate on anybody winnin the lottery. But mark Cuban. fuck that bull shyt
— Nuri R. Laurén(@RIP4Nuri) May 20, 2013
Fuck you mark Cuban your a bitch nigga. You definatley didn’tdeserve to win the lottery at all. Fuck you pussy
— SUPERSAYAIN (@DG_andGabbana) May 20, 2013
That straight bs if Mark Cuban won that! He should just give it all up to charity or my broke ass
— ern (@CarelessErn) May 20, 2013
Can’t believe Mark Cuban won the power ball !!!
— Brittney Robers (@brobe23) May 20, 2013
How did Mark Cuban win the powerball??? He’s already a millionaire!!It’s rigged
— Seaweed Moss (@YuLeary20_TMC) May 20, 2013
Ummmm this can’t be true….my intern just brought me a news story that billionaire Mark Cuban won this weekends $600 million power ball…
— EGYPT SHERROD (@EgyptSaidSo) May 20, 2013
If mark Cuban really did win the lottery, that is disgusting. A billionaire winning $590 mil
— Denean Ann(@Deneannn) May 20, 2013
HOLD THEE FUCK UP so Mark Cuban who’s a fuckin billionaire won $590 million in the powerball
— Patty Mayonnaise (@Tweet_T00_Kill) May 20, 2013
Wow Mark Cuban won the powerball?!?! As if he is not already a MILLIONAIRE. That money better be donated. What a greedy bastard.
— Chelsea Beach(@chelsbeach) May 20, 2013