Think that Facebook updates are annoying and making your social media life more difficult? Just be glad that Facebook can only dictate your online life, you big baby. If Facebook had control over reality and made updates to your friends, house, privacy, and pets in the real world, there would be a lot more murders.
The Zuckerberg machine may run the web, but they don’t have control over the size of your couch… at least for now.
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