Who knows if April showers brought May flowers, but what they most definitely did bring was a fresh crop of springtime Facebook failure.
Looks like Papa’s social media editor bit off more than they could chew.
If you can’t tell the difference between a blender and coffee maker, maybe you shouldn’t be in the kitchen.
Nice job, Coles! Not only was the birthday party a disaster but John has to explain a bunch of dead kids. AWWWWWKWARD.
Rings always = great power. Have mercy, women of Earth.
The granddaughter/grandfather relationship between Sarah and Kent is a bit complicated. Now get back to milking cows, Sarah!
Todd won’t be walking Rebecca down the aisle to her melon-head husband.
Is a tampon poking out really going to hurt your rep when the photo in question is you looking like one of Santa’s hookers?
It’s probably safe to assume this is one of many public embarrassments Jason will come to “rezent.”
Same thing happens to me when enjoying a nice “shower beer.”
Keep practicing, you’ll master that cock eventually.