Double Denim: Wearing Jeans for Tops and Bottoms
An unforgivable fashion crime.
Why is double denim such a heinous offense to everyone who has ever been alive? I don’t know, I just know it hurts my eyes worse than boiling hot habanero lemon garlic sauce. Ok, that’s ridiculous– double denim is way more obnoxious than that. In any case, this fashion crime is so obvious even people who exclusively play WoW and drink Mountain Dew can see, well, it just ain’t a pretty combination.
• My friends like to wear double denim so I moved out of the state.
• Double khaki is worse than double denim, but no one is that insane.
• I met a girl whose fetish was wearing double denim.