The largest Powerball in history took place last night. Check out some of these hilarious tweets from wannabe winners and losers.
Not winning #powerball has really messed with my plans to become Batman you guys.
— Brad Abraham (@NotBradAbraham) August 8, 2013
Haha! Here's how to read your losing Powerball ticket! pic.twitter.com/AkPehqXWMx
— Mike Wheless (@mikewheless) August 8, 2013
Since I didnt win the Powerball, I guess I’ll go to work
— Louisville Humor (@LouisvilleHumor) August 8, 2013
Woke late. Missed bus. Caught train & office shuttle. I'm a guessing today's gonna be normal, especially since I didn't win PowerBall ^_^
— Rose (@breannarose1) August 8, 2013
— Natalie Nyhus (Kane) (@NatalieNyhus) August 8, 2013
If I ever win Mega Millions/Powerball, I will buy a massive advertising campaign explaining the futility of buying lottery tickets.
— Michael Koolidge (@koolidge) August 8, 2013
I am going to ask everyone I know in Jersey if they won the #powerball
— Thizzle (@RedDevil09) August 8, 2013
To anyone that won the #Powerball Ill gladly accept donations!
— Stephanie Knox (@StephanieNKnox) August 8, 2013
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Damn I wish I won the Powerball.. Then no one could blame me for sitting around doing nothing all day
— Unemployed Guy (@UnempIoyedGuy) August 8, 2013
Once again, hopes dashed by the Powerball Gods…
— Susann Edwards (@susannindc) August 8, 2013
Only my Aunty Juanita would wake me up this early to check to see if I won the powerball
— Nikita Patel (@goldmedusa) August 8, 2013
WELP, I guess I won't b going AWOL this morning. Damn powerball!!!!!!!!! :-( :'(
— Vonnie (@chynared23) August 8, 2013
Saw a bunch of teachers with fake smiles this morning. Just wishing they had won the Powerball last night.
— Adam Sowder (@AdamSowder) August 8, 2013
Winning Powerball ticket sold 5 minutes from my house…and you guessed it, I am not the winner. #FML
— Ryan Orlando (@OrlandoMag1c) August 8, 2013
Greetings. I checked my Powerball tickets. No waking up in a new Bugatti for me
— val. (@DontFollowVal) August 8, 2013
Two of the PowerBall winning tickets were purchased in New Jersey. If one of those two people is Snooki I'll lose my effing mind.
— Ed Schober (@edschober) August 8, 2013
If any of my followers are the Powerball winners…remember you've always been my favorite :)
— Jillian (@Jillyy_T) August 8, 2013
Lets see how much shit I get at work today for buying the office powerball.
— Chris Graf (@chrisgraafff) August 8, 2013
So, one of the Powerball tickets that hit yesterday was in my old stomping grounds, Tuckerton, NJ. With my luck it'll be an ex-GF,
— Harry Caines (@chiefsalsa) August 8, 2013
It looks like someone in South Jersey is about to make a lot of new friends. http://t.co/o0K80gAmFm
— Mike Assad (@mikeassad) August 8, 2013