The above is a text Redditor rel318 woke up to this morning and it is the most WTF wrong number text you will ever read.
Such nuggets include:
“u must eat a lot of peanut butter or yogurt”
“You look like a bag of hot chips with string cheese n a BBQ for ever good rub on top!”
But in reality, this “smooth talker” is a gold mine of cringe.