As far as memes go, this should not be a confession bear but an advice mallard. (If that makes sense to you.)
Anyway, Imgur-user MaliciousChewtoy shared his malicious little secret to getting more meat at Chipotle. While yes, you do end up paying for extra protein, by waiting until after the first scoop is put in your burrito to ask for another, there is no possible way the Chipotle employee can skimp you.
And if they do, call them out on it.