Christmas Quotes 2016 for ECards and Well Wishes

It’s that time of year again and we’ve got all the best song quotes, holiday wishes, sayings and quotations to get you through Christmas. Check them all out below. And, in case you’re in the Home Alone spirit, you can watch some clips from the movie above to hear all the best quotes from the film.


– Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values. – Thomas S. Monson

– Remember if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree. – Charlotte Carpenter

– I’m not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me and since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you’re all so STUPID to believe his lies, I don’t care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway? – Home Alone 2

– Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling. – Edna Ferber

– We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. – Buddy The Elf

– Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us – a time when we can look back on the year that has passed and prepare for the year ahead. – David Cameron

– Wouldn’t it be great if Number One this Christmas wasn’t some smug teenager, but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? All those young popsters, come Christmas Day… they’ll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls, and I’ll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager, Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn’t pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. – Love Actually

– Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

– I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree …
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you. – All I Want For Christmas Is You

– My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: Loving others. Come to think of it why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? – Bob Hope

– It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags! Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! ‘Maybe Christmas’ he thought, doesn’t come from a store… maybe Christmas perhaps… means a little bit more!’ – Dr. Seuss

– From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. – Emily Matthews

– Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. – Andy Borowitz

– There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. – Bob Phillips

– It’s actually pretty cool of Jewish kids not to tell all the other kids that there’s no Santa. – Gary Janetti

– Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. – Laura Ingalls Wilder

– Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

– Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas. – Dale Evans


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