Mother’s Day Quotes and Images From Daughters & Sons 2017
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Mother’s Day Quotes and Images From Daughters & Sons 2017

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It’s Mother’s Day and let’s celebrate with some kind, funny or clever words about moms. Whether you want a movie quote or a wise, yet funny saying, we’ve got all you need. Read on below for your options this year.


You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole life’s happiness is wrapped up in you… every single second.
Stepmom


And even if you hate her, can’t stand her, even if she’s ruining your life, there’s something about her, some romance, some power. She’s absolutely herself. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never get to her. And when she dies, the world will be flat, too simple, reasonable, fair.
Anywhere But Here


I can’t believe you’re going to a therapist. You know, they’re totally going to ask you about me … They always want to ask about your mother. It’s OK. Say whatever you want. But make sure you start with “my mother’s very hot.”
Gilmore Girls


Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who fed me as a baby and through most of my twenties.
Someecards


Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
– Rita Rudner


Mom, thanks for always being slightly less disappointed in me than Dad is.
Someecards


Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno


I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.
Someecards


I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
– Rodney Dangerfield


Kids are definitely the boss of you … Anyone who will barge into the room while you are on the commode is the boss of you. And when you explain to them that you’re on the commode and that they should leave but they don’t? That’s a high-level boss.
– Tina Fey


There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
– Chinese Proverb


I can’t believe you’re going to a therapist. You know, they’re totally going to ask you about me … They always want to ask about your mother. It’s OK. Say whatever you want. But make sure you start with “my mother’s very hot.”
Gilmore Girls


My mother’s five-foot-two, and I’ll be honest with you – she’s the only person I’m scared of.
Kiefer Sutherland


I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a *regular* mom, I’m a *cool* mom.
Mean Girls


God couldn’t be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers.
Because I Said So


Oh, Harry, you’re an angel. If your mother hadn’t been such a bitch, we could’ve shared something important.
Beaches


You threaten my son, you threaten me.
The Blind Side


Sometimes I feel like you’re the child and I’m the grown up.
Mermaids


I love you very much. I love you as much as I love anybody, as much as I love myself. And in a few years when I haven’t been around to be on your tail about something or irritating you, you could… remember that time that I bought you the baseball glove when you thought we were too broke. You know? Or when I read you those stories? Or when I let you goof off instead of mowing the lawn? Lots of things like that. And you’re gonna realize that you love me. And maybe you’re gonna feel badly, because you never told me. But don’t – I know that you love me. So don’t ever do that to yourself, all right?
Terms of Endearment


My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Forrest Gump


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Paul

Happy Mothers day to all d Moms out there and especially to my Mom.

I love u Mom

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