Just ignore any doubts you may have and hand over your money already!
Think your relationship sucks? It does, but these are way worse.
Welcome to the school of hard knocks, kids. The real world hurts and you don’t get ice cream for losing.
You may want to take an alternate route than Blueball Avenue on your way to Buckets of Blood Street.
This album really could have just been called “Donald Trump Photos”, but “worst” has such a nice ring to it.
We know that portrait tattoo is supposed to be your dead grandmother, but to the rest of us it looks like a reptilian space creature. Nana would be so disappointed.