You better not pout, or cry … or Santa will haunt your nightmares forever.


8 months ago Comment

Spring is in the air. Which means babies. Lots of babies.

1 year ago Comment

I’m just relieved I didn’t have Facebook when I was 13.

1 year ago Comment

There’s something innately irksome about an anthropomorphic lagamorph. In layman’s terms, Easter bunnies are scary as sh*t!

1 year ago Comment

One fish, two fish, red fish, DEMON FISH.

1 year ago Comment

Even if you’re one of those people who’d do anything to save a buck, you won’t do these.

1 year ago Comment

Please, somebody, anybody, tell us what the hell is going on here. You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, internet.

1 year ago Comment

Next time you think about taking a new pic for your profile, whether selfie or not, just sit down and think, “Is this really necessary?”

1 year ago Comment

“Sweet Corolla, dude! You still working at Burger King?” Clearly the solution to your mediocre vehicle is a $200 piece of plastic.

1 year ago 1 Comment

Just ignore any doubts you may have and hand over your money already!

1 year ago Comment

Engaged? Thinking about getting engaged? Let’s talk. I’ll listen. Before that though, check out what not to do for engagement photos.

1 year ago Comment

Think you’ve had a bad haircut? Check out this collection of the 20 worst haircuts ever and you’ll feel 20x better.

1 year ago 1 Comment