You better not pout, or cry … or Santa will haunt your nightmares forever.


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Just ignore any doubts you may have and hand over your money already!

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Engaged? Thinking about getting engaged? Let’s talk. I’ll listen. Before that though, check out what not to do for engagement photos.

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Think you’ve had a bad haircut? Check out this collection of the 20 worst haircuts ever and you’ll feel 20x better.

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Based on these high school yearbook quotes from the future leaders of tomorrow, America has about 10 good years left.

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That awkward moment when you notice yourself in a Heavy fail gallery. These are the moments that you should hope never happen to you.

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Think your relationship sucks? It does, but these are way worse.

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Will you make me the happiest contributing writer in the whole internet? Say yes to the epic FAIL that is the proposal.

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Mmmm, mmm, nothing hits the spot like a hot bowl of slut soup with chicken ass.

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You’re spending too much time on Facebook when you’ve joined a group dedicated to fighting panda terrorism. Step away from the social media.

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One in five senior citizens is now awkwardly struggling with Facebook. The rise of the silver surfers has begun.

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Welcome to the school of hard knocks, kids. The real world hurts and you don’t get ice cream for losing.

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Children are brooding creatures that produce bizarre and offensive artwork under the guise of cuteness. We’ve rounded up a few of these abominations to laugh at and criticize.

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Think commercials are out of control now? Take a look at the crazy stuff ad agencies used to put out in bygone eras. Maybe the Geico lizard won’t bother you so much anymore.

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Few things are more awkward than attempting to high five a blind person. That and 19 more flailing high five attempts gone wrong.

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It was a big year for celebrity and by “big” we mean “horrendously terrible and embarrassing moments.” Take a look at the less glamorous side of stardom.

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