You better not pout, or cry … or Santa will haunt your nightmares forever.


10 months ago Comment

Will you make me the happiest contributing writer in the whole internet? Say yes to the epic FAIL that is the proposal.

1 year ago Comment

Mmmm, mmm, nothing hits the spot like a hot bowl of slut soup with chicken ass.

1 year ago Comment

You’re spending too much time on Facebook when you’ve joined a group dedicated to fighting panda terrorism. Step away from the social media.

1 year ago 1 Comment

One in five senior citizens is now awkwardly struggling with Facebook. The rise of the silver surfers has begun.

1 year ago Comment

Welcome to the school of hard knocks, kids. The real world hurts and you don’t get ice cream for losing.

1 year ago Comment

Children are brooding creatures that produce bizarre and offensive artwork under the guise of cuteness. We’ve rounded up a few of these abominations to laugh at and criticize.

1 year ago Comment

Think commercials are out of control now? Take a look at the crazy stuff ad agencies used to put out in bygone eras. Maybe the Geico lizard won’t bother you so much anymore.

1 year ago Comment

Few things are more awkward than attempting to high five a blind person. That and 19 more flailing high five attempts gone wrong.

1 year ago Comment

It was a big year for celebrity and by “big” we mean “horrendously terrible and embarrassing moments.” Take a look at the less glamorous side of stardom.

1 year ago Comment