America is filled with churches. These churches all have signs to announce sermons, events, quotes, and generally try to attract people into their halls. Unfortunately for them, but fortunately for us, this frequently goes awry. As you can see above, sometimes a spiritual message just sounds like they’re trying to get in your butthole.
The following dating profiles are real. The terrible secrets you’re about to read are genuine. Some mean well, some are WAY too open, and some are just into some weird and kinky stuff.
Sure your family is weird, but do they incorporate cats and nudity into their family portraits? No? Stop complaining then and put on your happy face.
The following is the best in the art of trolling, the choicest bits of dads shutting down their children and family. It’s hilarious and, at times, borderline disturbing – just how we like it. Enjoy!
Straight outta da suburbz come the world’s 20 most ridiculous gangsta failures. Aight?
Some of these newspaper headlines are intentional, but others we’re pretty sure are clearly just a result of stupidity. Either way, they’ve all got one thing in common—breaking news on the fail front.
Getting married this year? Take a note from Russia, add some flying dragons or penguins to your wedding portraits. It really makes all the difference.
If only these 20 students had gotten sick on school portrait day, photographic disaster could have been avoided. It’s like a horrible train wreck of braces, acne and awkwardness that you just can’t turn away from.
“Time Ninja”, Dustin Diamond: Behind the Bell”, “Mind Pump”, these 20 book covers might just make you want to quit reading all together. But you don’t have to take my word for it.
What these attorneys lack in class, dignity, moral fiber, acting skills, and overall professionalism, they make up for with catchy nicknames and explosions. We’re sold.
No amount of rhinestones or glitter can save these photographic abominations.
After witnessing the social devastation that auto correct has brought upon mankind, we’re seriously thinking about ditching our smart phones and going back to trusty pen and paper.
Nobody’s saying that being a cop is an easy job, but it might be time to double check who they’re letting in the police academy.
Invisibility will straight up, f@ck you up. You gotta be on guard at all times. That and other signs of the coming Apocalypse inside.
Some deals are just too good to pass up. These aren’t those kind of deals. Buyer beware.