You better not pout, or cry … or Santa will haunt your nightmares forever.


9 months ago Comment

Pole dancing Barbie dolls, Russian roulette guns for kids and STD plush toys – your child’s holiday is seriously screwed.

1 year ago Comment

Not even Charlie Brown would be a big enough blockhead to put one of these failure trees in his home.

1 year ago Comment

Does your house look like a casino defecated on it? Check out all the terrible Christmas decorations, displays and lights in all their failure.

1 year ago Comment

It’s probably best not to let your kid sit on the lap of these 20 sketchy Santas.

1 year ago Comment

You may want to take an alternate route than Blueball Avenue on your way to Buckets of Blood Street.

1 year ago Comment

Grandma, I meant to say ‘Have a nice time in Florida’ and not ‘Hey Grandma? Do dem bunzz come with that Shake 8=====)’

1 year ago Comment

Let’s face it, man’s best friend is a borderline rapist that will put its furry dong anywhere it can. Here are some of those moments gone wrong, or maybe oh so right – if you’re a dog.

1 year ago Comment

Your drunk uncle isn’t going to be the only embarrassing thing at Thanksgiving this year.

1 year ago Comment

Not even the Force is strong enough to stop the Disney Empire. “Bow down to lord Mickey, you will.”

1 year ago Comment