You better not pout, or cry … or Santa will haunt your nightmares forever.


10 months ago Comment

America is filled with churches. These churches all have signs to announce sermons, events, quotes, and generally try to attract people into their halls. Unfortunately for them, but fortunately for us, this frequently goes awry. As you can see above, sometimes a spiritual message just sounds like they’re trying to get in your butthole.

2 years ago Comment

The following dating profiles are real. The terrible secrets you’re about to read are genuine. Some mean well, some are WAY too open, and some are just into some weird and kinky stuff.

2 years ago Comment

Sure your family is weird, but do they incorporate cats and nudity into their family portraits? No? Stop complaining then and put on your happy face.

2 years ago Comment

The following is the best in the art of trolling, the choicest bits of dads shutting down their children and family. It’s hilarious and, at times, borderline disturbing – just how we like it. Enjoy!

2 years ago Comment

Straight outta da suburbz come the world’s 20 most ridiculous gangsta failures. Aight?

2 years ago Comment

Some of these newspaper headlines are intentional, but others we’re pretty sure are clearly just a result of stupidity. Either way, they’ve all got one thing in common—breaking news on the fail front.

2 years ago Comment

Getting married this year? Take a note from Russia, add some flying dragons or penguins to your wedding portraits. It really makes all the difference.

2 years ago Comment

If only these 20 students had gotten sick on school portrait day, photographic disaster could have been avoided. It’s like a horrible train wreck of braces, acne and awkwardness that you just can’t turn away from.

2 years ago Comment

“Time Ninja”, Dustin Diamond: Behind the Bell”, “Mind Pump”, these 20 book covers might just make you want to quit reading all together. But you don’t have to take my word for it.

2 years ago Comment

What these attorneys lack in class, dignity, moral fiber, acting skills, and overall professionalism, they make up for with catchy nicknames and explosions. We’re sold.

2 years ago Comment

No amount of rhinestones or glitter can save these photographic abominations.

2 years ago 1 Comment

After witnessing the social devastation that auto correct has brought upon mankind, we’re seriously thinking about ditching our smart phones and going back to trusty pen and paper.

3 years ago Comment

Nobody’s saying that being a cop is an easy job, but it might be time to double check who they’re letting in the police academy.

3 years ago Comment

Invisibility will straight up, f@ck you up. You gotta be on guard at all times. That and other signs of the coming Apocalypse inside.

3 years ago Comment

Some deals are just too good to pass up. These aren’t those kind of deals. Buyer beware.

3 years ago Comment