Pole dancing Barbie dolls, Russian roulette guns for kids and STD plush toys – your child’s holiday is seriously screwed.
Not even Charlie Brown would be a big enough blockhead to put one of these failure trees in his home.
Does your house look like a casino defecated on it? Check out all the terrible Christmas decorations, displays and lights in all their failure.
It’s probably best not to let your kid sit on the lap of these 20 sketchy Santas.
You may want to take an alternate route than Blueball Avenue on your way to Buckets of Blood Street.
Grandma, I meant to say ‘Have a nice time in Florida’ and not ‘Hey Grandma? Do dem bunzz come with that Shake 8=====)’
Let’s face it, man’s best friend is a borderline rapist that will put its furry dong anywhere it can. Here are some of those moments gone wrong, or maybe oh so right – if you’re a dog.
Your drunk uncle isn’t going to be the only embarrassing thing at Thanksgiving this year.
Not even the Force is strong enough to stop the Disney Empire. “Bow down to lord Mickey, you will.”