The PG-13 rating of the Total Recall remake wont prevent the full baring of all three boobs. Phew!

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Fandango says The Dark Knight Rises is outpacing The Avengers’ ticket sales. Who will win the summer of 2012?

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In the future of Total Recall, you’ll be able to take a virtual vacation in your mind. Oh, and girls also have three boobs.

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An upcoming Blue Ray release compiles all the Bond car chases ever made in a tire-squealing montage to the man who defines cool.

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Tom Cruise wants you to believe that he can kick six guys’ asses, all while never having his flannel untuck. I, for one, believe him … Scientology is a helluva martial art.

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In feudal China, a blacksmith who makes weapons for a small village is put in the position where he must defend himself and his fellow villagers.

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1995’s Judge Dredd was less than stellar and didn’t exactly win over critics or audiences at the box office. The reboot takes a second stab at bringing the futuristic comic to life with Karl Urban putting on the judge helmet this time around.

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I guess those crazy Albanians didn’t learn the first time that Liam Neeson isn’t afraid to use his special set of skills. Oh well, looks like he’s just going to have to show them a second time… Taken 2 opens October 5th.

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Listen up, mutated zombies, you’re really going to have to step up your game on this one. We can’t have these Resident Evil movies coming out every two years forever. Whoops, what I meat to say was , it’s the new Resident Evil trailer and it looks super, super awesome.

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A new poster for The Dark Knight Rises has just been released, titled “A Fire Will Rise”. July 20th simply can’t get here soon enough.

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007 is back and his loyalties to M are tested when her past comes calling. The teaser doesn’t tell us a whole lot about what to expect story-wise, except that there are some men coming to eliminate Bond and he must kill them first. Expect the espionage and gunfire to roll out in November of this year.

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