Celebrities love animals. Animals don’t know what a celebrity is. If they did, they would love their doppelgangers. You’ll see what we mean…
Who would have thought inviting a giant, hairy spider to a 3-year-old’s birthday party could go so wrong?
They’re frickin’ dolphins with frickin’ knives and pistols attached to their frickin’ heads!
These pigs were nowhere near a blanket.
Fried hamster? Wonder how that tastes with a side of fries.
The Internet is Going Crazy For This Baby Rhino
The attack happened early this afternoon.
When lions stop being polite and start acting real.
After Fluffy dies, you can get him freeze-dried for posterity (or to freak out your neighbor’s kids).
You’ll wonder why you ever bothered listening to music that didn’t feature screaming goats.
Yum. Montana law makes it legal to eat roadkill.