9 Awful Pet Owners More Suited to Get a Dog than Michael Vick is

With Michael Vick now saying he’s ready to get a dog, let’s find the most terrible celebrity pet owners — each still far more qualified to have a dog than Vick is.

Otter Bites Triathlete 25 Times, Reminds Us Why Exercise is Bad

Shark Attacks Fish on Fishing Pole in Insane Video

Humpy Awards Give Leg Humping Dogs Their Moment to Shine

Fla. Boy Whose Arm Was Eaten by Gator Says He Only Needs One to Drive Swamp Boat

Cat Leaps from Burning Building as Crowd Yells ‘Jump!’

Don’t worry … it’s a happy ending.

Anakin the 2-Legged Cat is So Much Cooler than 4-Legged Cats

5 Awesome Videos of Birds Dancing Feat. ‘Philly Philly Philly Philly Philly Philly Phil’

100 Sharks Rip Whale to Shreds as Australian Surfers Hang Loose in Waves

Russian Bear Kicks Ass at Hockey; Vodka-Sauced Crowd Does the Wave

How to Potty Train a Sloth, which Poops Just Once a Week

At the sloth orphanage, there’s one rule: Baby sloths have to take a dump once a week.

It’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, No, it’s a Dead Cat Helicopter

Monkeys and Synthesizers

Overlord Manatee Rules with an Iron Flipper

Cannibal Fish is the Stuff of Nightmares

No Questions Asked Taxidermy

BIG CAPTIONS Make All the Difference

Weekend Grab Bag: Batman Art, Inappropriate Bill Clinton

The 20 Awesomest Animals That Look Stoned

The 20 Awesomest Tumblrs

Wikipedia defines Tumblr as “a microblogging platform and social networking website”. We all know it’s really just another way for us to waste time online looking at weird things that should only exist in some other dimension. Down the rabbit hole…

Groundhog Predictions the Media Doesn’t Want You to Know

The Worst Animal Losers

These Go to 11 Awards: A Year of Awesome

The 20 Awesomest Animal Photobombs

The 20 Awesomest Gangsta Cats

Gangsta cats that hustle on the street for the almighty dollar? C’mon, you knew it was bound to happen eventually, it’s just simple evolution.

The 20 Awesomest Missing Posters

Beware of Dog

Escaped Cobra From Bronx Zoo Now On Twitter

The Shark Brain And Women

25 Freakishly Large Animals

Someone must have been slipping steroids to their pets. Check out 25 photos of these oddly enormous animals.