Rejoice, nerds! Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars filibuster has been animated and it’s just as great as you would hope for.
They’re kinda dumb, carry disease and half penises half their body size. Shredder shouldn’t have any problem with these reptiles.
Gunshot to the head or radioactive spider bite? Can’t getting superpowers ever be easy?
Rodman and Kim Jong-Un on the same basketball court? Boom-shocka-locka!
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ hit “Thrift Shop” get a literal Microsoft Paint makeover. To quote the song, “this is f**king awesome!”
Talking bacon and drunk cats on Valentine’s Day? Trust us, they’re far funnier than any Hallmark card you might buy.
The only people qualified to attack this Manti Te’o hoax with the gravitas it deserves are finally on the case. Godspeed, Taiwanese animators, godspeed.
Not even a million bucks worth of CGI could save the three hour long bastard child of LOTR.