Practice safe sex and make your meat taste like meat.
Just a word of caution, your arteries may literally explode by the fourth photo. Now, on to the bacon madness!
When it comes to bacon, there is no higher authority than Ron Swanson. He’ll get us through this bacon shortage.
What? NO! Anything, but bacon! Take me instead, Lord! Take me instead. Just leave the bacon alone. It never hurt anyone.
Nick Offerman offers some meta thoughts on bacon with his bongos. It’s deep and crispy, ya dig?
Vegetarians should probably look away…
It’s as close as you’ll get to The King’s peanut butter and banana.
It didn’t take much for Kate Moss to destroy her future hubby’s annoying habit: veganism..
In the hierarchy of needs, it goes women, bacon … wait, no, bacon, women …. Yeah that’s about it.