Practice safe sex and make your meat taste like meat.
Just a word of caution, your arteries may literally explode by the fourth photo. Now, on to the bacon madness!
When it comes to bacon, there is no higher authority than Ron Swanson. He’ll get us through this bacon shortage.
What? NO! Anything, but bacon! Take me instead, Lord! Take me instead. Just leave the bacon alone. It never hurt anyone.
Nick Offerman offers some meta thoughts on bacon with his bongos. It’s deep and crispy, ya dig?
Vegetarians should probably look away…
It’s as close as you’ll get to The King’s peanut butter and banana.
It didn’t take much for Kate Moss to destroy her future hubby’s annoying habit: veganism..
In the hierarchy of needs, it goes women, bacon … wait, no, bacon, women …. Yeah that’s about it.
We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Samuel L. Jackson tries on the Vader helmet, bacon is the new wonder drug, and idiots test the limits of stupidity.
Even if bacon fails to fix whatever problems you do have, at the very least, you’ll smell like a delicious pork product and be more likeable to everyone you meet.