Bacon
#BaconCancer: All the Memes You Need to See

According to the International Agency for Research on Cancer, the cancer agency of the World Health Organization, processed meats are now classified as carcinogenic.

Oscar Mayer Bacon iPhone App: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

New Bacon-Flavored Condom is Breakthrough for America

The 20 Awesomest Pieces of Artery Clogging Bacon Art

Ron Swanson’s Bacon Shortage PSA: How To Survive the Bacon Shortage

Ron Swanson Gifs React to Global Bacon Shortage

What? NO! Anything, but bacon! Take me instead, Lord! Take me instead. Just leave the bacon alone. It never hurt anyone.

Nick Offerman’s Bacon Slam Poetry

Top 10 Most F**ked-Up Fast Food Items in the World

The Great Bacon Barter: Meat Kills Money for a Better America

Elvis’ Sh*t-Stained Underwear Goes Up For Auction

Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer

It didn’t take much for Kate Moss to destroy her future hubby’s annoying habit: veganism..

The 20 Awesomest Photos of Women & Bacon

Top Comedy Videos of the Week: Bacon Cure-All, Darth Jackson, May Fail

Bacon is the New Band-Aid

National Bacon Day 2015: Top 10 Hilarious Quotes About Bacon

#BaconCancer: All the Memes You Need to See

Oscar Mayer Bacon iPhone App: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

New Bacon-Flavored Condom is Breakthrough for America

The 20 Awesomest Pieces of Artery Clogging Bacon Art

Just a word of caution, your arteries may literally explode by the fourth photo. Now, on to the bacon madness!

Ron Swanson’s Bacon Shortage PSA: How To Survive the Bacon Shortage

Ron Swanson Gifs React to Global Bacon Shortage

Nick Offerman’s Bacon Slam Poetry

Top 10 Most F**ked-Up Fast Food Items in the World

The Great Bacon Barter: Meat Kills Money for a Better America

Bacon > money.

Elvis’ Sh*t-Stained Underwear Goes Up For Auction

Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer

The 20 Awesomest Photos of Women & Bacon

Top Comedy Videos of the Week: Bacon Cure-All, Darth Jackson, May Fail

Bacon is the New Band-Aid

Even if bacon fails to fix whatever problems you do have, at the very least, you’ll smell like a delicious pork product and be more likeable to everyone you meet.