Just like their human owners, cats are also terrible at keeping their new year’s resolutions.
Their legs may not work, but their wheels have them keeping up with anything life throws at them.
“That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer.”
These cats are no longer on the menu.
You’d be pissed too if your foot was stuck in a trap and some jerk was poking you with a stick.
Prison cat, pri-son cat, what are they feeding you? Priiiison cat …. yes, it is 2013 and I still remember the words to Smelly Cat. I’m not proud.
Ba humbug is an understatement for how Grumpy Cat feels about the season.
After that laser pointer in the blender prank, don’t be surprised if your cat claws your eyes out as you sleep.