Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

I can’t tell you what Chuck Norris: The Movie is about, but I can tell you that it’s Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris and you don’t want to get in his way.

Chuck Norris Plays MarioKart

When Chuck Norris plays video games he doesn’t so much play them, as he does leave them a smoldering pile of ash. Things don’t really change when he tries his hand at Super Mario Kart. Poor, poor Yoshi.

Chuck Norris vs. Tetris

Chuck Norris doesn’t play Tetris by just fitting some blocks together, he creates a supernova and blows the blocks into smithereens.