And the winner of Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series at the 2014 Emmys is … Jim Parsons.


3 weeks ago Comment

Is there anything worse than an Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag? How about two of them?

4 years ago Comment

A Citizens Guide on How to Keep The Planet of the Apes from Happening Provided by the U.S.Commission For Keeping The Planet of the Apes from Happening / A Joint Office of the Federal Emergency Management Agency and Department of Homeland Security…

4 years ago Comment

Check out this gem. The sad thing is, this would probably work.

4 years ago Comment

We all have fond memories of being plopped down in front of the electronic babysitter, basking in the glow of the cathode ray tube while Mommy and Daddy (or Mommy and Uncle Ray) have a little “grown-up time.” But if they knew about the horrible darkness…

4 years ago Comment

Hey, you know what I really don’t like? Pictures of nature with cutesty/poignant captions written on them. It’s dumb. It pulls the image down to the level of the sad Hallmark store that’s next to the Family Dollar in the strip mall in my hometown in in Maine…

4 years ago Comment

Every week I find five things that make me proud to live in America. This time out was easy – hot girls, country music and steroids.

4 years ago Comment

If you’re like me, and any sane person is at least trying to be, there are two things you love: Hoodwinking rubes, and making fun of people who pretend to have magic powers. There may be other things you love, but I didn’t use any of them in this prank, so who cares…

4 years ago Comment

Let’s just be straight with each other: Rutger Hauer in a dress, written by the legendary Mr. Mike. Four minutes of perfection.

4 years ago Comment

Retired Firefighters Of American Samoa – NudeAnne Geddes’ Babies Dressed As DictatorsCats Pissing On Holiday ScenesFunky Winkerbean Joke-A-Day (may not contain jokes)Vistas of Scenic Dayton, OhioDonatella Versace’s Sensual Power Yoga Pose-A-Day.

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