Once again, Florida could decide the election. Luckily, the state is full of mentally sane people capable of making an informed vote. Just kidding, we’re screwed!
Why is Brad Pitt making me suddenly question my sexuality?!
Don’t even think about questioning Conan on the facts of his show’s web address, he’s got rock star power on his side which trumps computer nerd every time.
It wasn’t just enough for Mitt to threaten Big Bird with a job cut, now he’s out for blood. Better learn to fly quick, bird.
President Camacho and his pecs will be returning for a second term in office.
Hunter S. Thompson is a badass. He has his own bartender/butler/gun caddy and encourages drunken machine-gunning.
Not everybody in the world is bending over to kiss Steve Jobs’ ass. Bill Burr calls out the late Steve Jobs on his credit stealing iPhone hype machine.
Having to wait an extra two weeks for your iPhone 5 sucks, but Apple has plenty of suggestions to help kill the time. Meth cooking, anyone?
They originally had Letterman do the review but 10 minutes into explaining what a video was they decided to go with O’Brien.
Want to reduce an entire musical genre to a steaming pile of corporate goo? Incorporate it into an employee training video. R.I.P. Hip-hop.
Ted Turner and Teddy Jr. stop by to give that impotent, lifeless scarecrow Conan O’Brien a piece of their mind.