You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?
If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.
The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.
Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.
Petraeus testified that the CIA determined al-Qaida involvement, but the “talking points” were edited to eliminate the reference.
A Taliban leader laughed out loud when asked about the Petraeus affair and said he should die for his indiscretion.
Heavy.com’s definitive Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic stars all your favorites: Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelley, Obama, Gen. Allen, Shirtless FBI Guy & more.
Petraeus insists his pillow talk never involved classified info.
Big Lebowski star Jeff Bridges is the odds-on favorite to play disgraced ex-CIA Head David Petraeus.
The “shirtless” FBI agent who took a complaint from Jill Kelley & launched the probe that outed the Petraeus affair is ID’d as Frederick W. Humphries II.
The mistress told a crowd that the general was “quite a physical specimen.” Hey-yo!