Her job: to protect the government’s secrets. Her past: an (exceedingly) open book.


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But has she apologized yet to Holly Petraeus?

1 year ago Comment

Guess you’re really nobody until you can hire Gloria Allred, are you?

1 year ago Comment

You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?

1 year ago Comment

If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.

1 year ago Comment

The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.

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Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.

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Petraeus testified that the CIA determined al-Qaida involvement, but the “talking points” were edited to eliminate the reference.

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A Taliban leader laughed out loud when asked about the Petraeus affair and said he should die for his indiscretion.

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Heavy.com’s definitive Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic stars all your favorites: Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelley, Obama, Gen. Allen, Shirtless FBI Guy & more.

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