But has she apologized yet to Holly Petraeus?
Guess you’re really nobody until you can hire Gloria Allred, are you?
You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?
If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.
The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.
Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.
Petraeus testified that the CIA determined al-Qaida involvement, but the “talking points” were edited to eliminate the reference.
A Taliban leader laughed out loud when asked about the Petraeus affair and said he should die for his indiscretion.
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