If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.
The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.
Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.
Petraeus testified that the CIA determined al-Qaida involvement, but the “talking points” were edited to eliminate the reference.
A Taliban leader laughed out loud when asked about the Petraeus affair and said he should die for his indiscretion.
Heavy.com’s definitive Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic stars all your favorites: Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelley, Obama, Gen. Allen, Shirtless FBI Guy & more.
Petraeus insists his pillow talk never involved classified info.
Big Lebowski star Jeff Bridges is the odds-on favorite to play disgraced ex-CIA Head David Petraeus.
The “shirtless” FBI agent who took a complaint from Jill Kelley & launched the probe that outed the Petraeus affair is ID’d as Frederick W. Humphries II.
The mistress told a crowd that the general was “quite a physical specimen.” Hey-yo!
Jimmy Kimmel breaks down the Gen. Petraeus affair and its strange ties to Justin Bieber and WWII. Yes, it gets weird.
Gen. David Petraeus has agreed to testify on the deadly attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi. His testimony was in question after the curiously timed announcement of his affair.
Yep — it’s another email.
Why care about ACTUAL issues when you could focus on cheating husbands instead?
Petraeus affair whistleblower Jill Kelley and her husband owe millions. Did she somehow hope to climb out of the hole by blowing the lid off the Petraeus scandal?