Republicans, don’t feel bad about Mitt losing the election. He doesn’t.
“People don’t want to see rubbers in porn,” said Ron Jeremy.
Two years of campaigning have lead to one big night. Now it’s time for the Internet to mock both the loser and the winner.
See a race-by-race breakdown as the Dems and GOP battled for a power advantage.
President Obama tells a reporter in Denver that he prepared two speeches for election night — meaning he’s prepared to win or lose.
“We’re doomed! We’re saved!” However you look at it, 49% of the country is going to be pissed off tomorrow.