Okay, it’s final. Humans are about a million times worse than sharks will ever be.
Looks like we might not all get skin cancer after all.
This green car will even be cheaper than a Prius!
BP will plead guilty to 11 felonies in the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill that killed 11 workers.
Tony Hayward, BP’s hapless CEO, is apparently on his way out. It would seem that grossly mismanaging an ecological disaster and making a laughingstock out of your company is a fireable offense. Who knew?
The whole right half of the continental U.S. is being blanketed in an oppressive, smoldering heat wave. Here are some tips to help you beat the heat.
BP CEO Tony Hayward was scheduled to speak on Tuesday at a meeting of big shots from all over the oil industry, but he’s apparently canceled and gotten the hell out of town instead.
Carl-Henric Svanberg, the Swedish chairman of British Petroleum, has come under fire for his comment that BP ‘cares about the small people’ of the Gulf Coast. Responding to the criticism, Svanberg strove to clarify his statement.
Every week I pick five things that America did to me this week that I enjoyed. This week: Lara Croftdashian, a rocket car, and Sarah Palin’s boobs.
It’s a known deal that BP is just about the worst company in the world as of today. Check out 20 of the funniest pictures and videos that have been created to get back at the oil spillers.
You know, if Obama was really serious about handling this Gulf of Mexico oil spill like a real man, he’d call in the Terminator.
Oh, teabagger logic: truly, anything in the world can be blamed on Barack Obama. This guy has incontrovertible evidence that the BP spill has something to do with the Commander-In-Chief
Who died in an oil spill because of BP? Spongebob Squarepants? Who washed up in Mobile smelling like PCBs? Spongebob Squarepants!
President Obama bore responsibility for the Gulf oil spill and swore to rectify it. What prompted this “sea change” in attitude? His 11-year old daughter, Malia.
If you thought the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico was bad now, wait until you see the movie version.