Yesterday the Snowflake Regatta in Riverhead, New York was a catastrophe. Cheerers were ran into on the dock, a girl fell in the water, and boats crashed.


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Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

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This Facebook fail might be even funnier than our last one, and a spectacular illustration as to why parents should just absolutely not be on your friends list. A young gentleman sends a message of eternal love to the mom of one of his bros… or does he? Get ready to crack up under the jump.

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Girl gets her brother in trouble. Brother retaliates by swiping a page from his sister’s diary about her prospective hook-ups, scanning it, posting it to Facebook and tagging all the dudes in it. Megalols ensue. Image under the jump.

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Look, this decade was pretty embarrassing, politically speaking. We had an incredibly unpopular President, all the goodwill the U.S. built up after 9/11 was rapidly squandered by an incredibly unpopular war, and things got so bad, so incredibly messed up…

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No, my friends, not the 20 worst celebrity tattoos – just the opposite. America is obviously obsessed with fame and celebrity, and what better way to get close to the stars than to painfully, permanently mark your body with their faces?

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Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being cliches to become parodies of cliches, which is just all sorts of weird.

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Okay, I put the whole thing under the jump for you so you wouldn’t have to look at it, but what the fudge is this shin? Are American women still under the spell of that atrocious harpy Carrie Bradshaw and her three friends?

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Lord, save us. The New York Times reports that 17 year old YouTube superstar Lucas Cruikshank, better known to the hordes of teenagers and developmentally disabled Filipinos that hang out on YouTube as “Fred Figglehorn,” is in the process of making a ful…

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Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

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So if you’ve logged into Facebook in the last few days, you probably saw the little message from founder Mark Zuckerberg saying that they’re making even more damn changes to the site. Considering that the last few times they’ve done this it’s made Facebook more annoying…

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Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being cliches to become parodies of cliches, which is just all sorts of weird…

4 years ago Comment

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

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Yes, it is Ninja Day on Heavy, thank you for asking. But despite their reputation for being the greatest ass-kickers the world has ever known, I regret to have to inform you that not every ninja is awesome. In fact, some ninjas just plain suck ass…

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Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being clichés to become parodies of clichés, which i…

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Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

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