In this segment from an Arabic news station, we see a man being interviewed. But what everyone is really watching is the action going on in the background.


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Okay, I put the whole thing under the jump for you so you wouldn’t have to look at it, but what the fudge is this shin? Are American women still under the spell of that atrocious harpy Carrie Bradshaw and her three friends?

4 years ago Comment

Lord, save us. The New York Times reports that 17 year old YouTube superstar Lucas Cruikshank, better known to the hordes of teenagers and developmentally disabled Filipinos that hang out on YouTube as “Fred Figglehorn,” is in the process of making a ful…

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Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

4 years ago Comment

So if you’ve logged into Facebook in the last few days, you probably saw the little message from founder Mark Zuckerberg saying that they’re making even more damn changes to the site. Considering that the last few times they’ve done this it’s made Facebook more annoying…

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Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being cliches to become parodies of cliches, which is just all sorts of weird…

4 years ago Comment

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

4 years ago Comment

Yes, it is Ninja Day on Heavy, thank you for asking. But despite their reputation for being the greatest ass-kickers the world has ever known, I regret to have to inform you that not every ninja is awesome. In fact, some ninjas just plain suck ass…

4 years ago Comment

Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being clichés to become parodies of clichés, which i…

4 years ago Comment

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

4 years ago Comment

There’s nothing that takes your mind off of a five-car pile up on the freeway like a good comedy. I guess that isn’t true if it’s a comedy about car accidents, but at least if it’s funny it might help you deal with the trauma. Comedy should be a golden…

4 years ago Comment

Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being cliches to become parodies of cliches, which is just all sorts of weird…

4 years ago Comment

Okay, so if you’re a real gamer, you’ll understand immediately why this tattoo is bad. If you’re not, you’re going to have to look under the jump for the explanation, newb. So in the Street Fighter series, the controller motion for Ken and Ryu’s Shor…

4 years ago Comment

I want to write for Heavy.com – who wouldn’t? But I’m having a problem. I just have too many ideas! And they won’t pay me for all of them. So I decided to skip the middleman, not waste time writing the damn things, and pass the savings on to you. you ready for the ride of your life?

4 years ago Comment

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

4 years ago Comment

I’m all too familiar with job interview etiquette – I blew more than a few gigs right out of college because I neglected to remove my ceremonial penis gourd, gifted to me by my forster family in Papua New Guinea. Ironically, then I lost an assistant editor’s position…

5 years ago Comment