Emily Bullinger is a stand-up comedian whose set includes riffs about fundamentalist Christians, rape, sex, & the anti-Christ. See how not funny it all is here.


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Some people just aren’t meant for that rainbow dolphin shoulder tat.

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Single fellas, if you’re looking for a date, check out Debbie. Oh, but you need to like cats. I mean you really, really, really need to like cats.

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Known for their commitment to tie-dyes, grilled cheese and a lack of showering, the hippy is best observed from a distance. Check out this gallery of 10 of the Dirtiest Hippies out there.

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Jackassery was in full bloom this May, so let’s take a look at all the fail that Springtime bestowed upon us.

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Throw some Mentos in a soda bottle and it’s instant fun! That is unless, your homemade candy rocket fires directly at your face. Cue the music, “Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of pain!”

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This video is kinda uneventful, badass really, then things go terribly, terribly wrong. And for a long, long time.

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As you pickup your tux and make dinner reservations, keep in mind these 20 spots to avoid for that prom/ after prom party.

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A local news team answers some important questions about the Shake Weight: Is it better to go slow or fast? Is one hand better than two? Does a small white one make a difference?

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Today, in 1979, a little band called The Police made their TV debut with their first single, “Roxanne”. Watch Sting perform quite possibly the worst lip-synching job in the history of television. (Spoiler: they made it big anyway.)

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Fast food joints will do just about anything to get people’s attention, but sometimes their marketing efforts can come off as just plain weird. These signs are sure to make you question that trip to the drive-thru.

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We’ve got a new feature running on Heavy where we publish a batch of Classic Cartoons every Saturday morning. Though not every toon is destined to be a classic. In fact, here’s 20 of the Worst.

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