Calgon Bath Salts come in three refreshing fragrances and more than likely will NOT turn you into a psychotic face eater.
Just try and resist the seduction of David’s Pizza, we dare you. The guy loves pizza and wants to bring you into his cheese lovin’ lifestyle.
“Hi, my name’s Jeff and I’m an alcoholic… and I like Paypal.”
As if Sweden didn’t already have it made with the endless supply of chocolate and blonde babes, now they’ve stolen Will Ferrell.
You must be really high if you’ve decide to release a song about Hot Pockets.
Logging onto Facebook and running to the bathroom to drop yesterday’s lunch – you’d be surprised but the parallels are uncanny.
It’s a cruel world and Booty Pop is dishing out the sexual frustration one oversized pair of panties at a time.
Prepare thyself, the local bus is coming.
Find the match who will love you forever and ever… just as long as you promise to turn the stove off and on precisely 37 times.
Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He’ll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.
If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.