Amazon recently released “Echo”, a stationary, cylindrical home “assistant” that acts like Apple’s Siri. Check out the commercial, and then watch the parody.


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Old Spice may have just created the greatest web ad ever with its Muscle Music featuring Terry Crews. Take a look at the video and the countless Old Spice ripoffs.

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When you accidentally witness your parents getting their freak on, there’s only one thing that can take away the horror – Ragu pasta sauce. Believe it!

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