You must be really high if you’ve decide to release a song about Hot Pockets.
Logging onto Facebook and running to the bathroom to drop yesterday’s lunch – you’d be surprised but the parallels are uncanny.
It’s a cruel world and Booty Pop is dishing out the sexual frustration one oversized pair of panties at a time.
Prepare thyself, the local bus is coming.
Find the match who will love you forever and ever… just as long as you promise to turn the stove off and on precisely 37 times.
Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He’ll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.
If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.
Old Spice may have just created the greatest web ad ever with its Muscle Music featuring Terry Crews. Take a look at the video and the countless Old Spice ripoffs.
Time to fall in love again with the perfect romcom about something everyone can relate to… taking a dump.
The iPhone 5 won’t make your life any more fulfilling, but it will give the illusion that it is, and in stunning high resolution!
Nothing keeps those wedding vows in tact like the electric power of 10,000 volts.
Don’t ask about Southern Gentleman Liquor’s distillation process, just enjoy the robust taste that’s been passed down through generations (and urinary systems).
When you accidentally witness your parents getting their freak on, there’s only one thing that can take away the horror – Ragu pasta sauce. Believe it!
Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!
Colonel Sanders and his Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants don’t care if you’re gay or straight, just as long as you shove their chicken down your piehole.