Action Figure Therapy

Not everyone is fortunate enough to love their job, but if you’re a GI Joe you probably have a couple reasons. One of them being shooting a machine gun on peyote.

Weapon Of Choice

You may not know it, but that GI Joe you had as a kid has feelings and sometimes needs to vent a little. Even if it’s just about the cool features on their favorite weapon.

6 G.I. Joes That Need To Be In The Sequel

What with the Summer of Hasbro coming to an end, it’s a no-brainer that G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (which has pulled in some $236 million as of press time) is getting a sequel. This is the perfect opportunity to spotlight some Joes and Cobra scum that didn’t make it into the first one…

G.I. Joe Director: Critics Remind Me Of My Mother

Oh, Stephen Sommers, you monolithic hack. The Summer of Hasbro reached a crescendo with the enormous opening weekend for your action figure fantasia G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, which took in $100.5 million worldwide, despite not being screened for critics…