Parents, I understand you’re fearful for you children, but please, stop being crazy people. Pretending to bring a gun to an elementary school IS CRAZY.
The Halloween-costume wearing jarhead apparently thought the disabled Army vet was wearing a costume, too.
Pumpkins are to fall what bacon is to every other month. From bongs to kegs, here are the 10 most badass things to do with a pumpkin.
Do not climb in with the tigers. They will eat parts of your body.
Walking headfirst into stuff sucks. It hurts, everyone sees you do it, and you feel like the biggest idiot. Luckily, it’s absolutely hilarious when you see someone decide to taste test a wall.
Something about the summer heat brings out the idiot in people. Here’s 10 minutes of painful evidence to back that statement up.