Idiot Father Arrested for Claiming to Bring Gun to Elementary School

Parents, I understand you’re fearful for you children, but please, stop being crazy people. Pretending to bring a gun to an elementary school IS CRAZY.

WATCH: You’re Going to Want to See This Guy Hand-fart to Mumford and Sons

WATCH: Idiot Demonstrates How NOT to Kill a Spider

Probably the Best Video of a Drunken Idiot on an Escalator Ever

KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time

Tutu-Wearing Marine Arrested for Beating Up Disabled Veteran

The Halloween-costume wearing jarhead apparently thought the disabled Army vet was wearing a costume, too.

Playboy Bimbo Does Hurricane Sandy Photo Shoot; Internet Rips Her New One

Student Calls Bullsh*t on Govt. Hurricane Hype

MTV’s ‘Sway’ to Interview President Obama: 10 Best Viewer Submitted Questions

Rape Suspect Blames Four Loko Blackout: ‘Did I Do Something Wrong?’

Top 10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin

Pumpkins are to fall what bacon is to every other month. From bongs to kegs, here are the 10 most badass things to do with a pumpkin.

Drunk Girl Learns the Hard Way Not to Curse at Random Strangers

The 10 Worst Obama and Romney Supporters

GERMAN IDIOT: Man Attempts Cannon Ball into Frozen Pool

WATCH: Girl Nearly Gets Head Chopped Off by Oncoming Train

Man Bangs Married Chick While Driving, Kills Her & A Mom in Head-on Crash

Idiotic Stunts Bring Pain to Daredevils in September Fails

Watch a Vietnam Cop Cling to Speeding Bus ‘Die Hard’ Style

Tiger Jumper David Villalobos: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

Tiger Eats Off Man’s Foot at Bronx Zoo after Moron Climbs in Den

Do not climb in with the tigers. They will eat parts of your body.

Jimmy Kimmel Proves People are iPhone Sheep, D’oh!

Idiots and Tigers: Thailand Offers the Perfect Tourist Trap for Morons

Crazy Photos of Idiots Enjoying Hurricane Isaac

Eastern Europe Shows How Bad They Suck at Driving With Insane Dash Cam Chaos

Fail Compilation: People Walking Into Stuff Edition

Walking headfirst into stuff sucks. It hurts, everyone sees you do it, and you feel like the biggest idiot. Luckily, it’s absolutely hilarious when you see someone decide to taste test a wall.

Top Comedy Videos of the Week: Colonel Sanders and Olympian Adult Film Stars

‘Merica in Two Minutes; an American Idiot Tribute

The Ultimate Drunk Fails Compilation

Weekend Grab Bag: Russian High Heel Races, Singing Walruses

The Ultimate Collection of Idiot Fail in July 2012

Something about the summer heat brings out the idiot in people. Here’s 10 minutes of painful evidence to back that statement up.