Parents, I understand you’re fearful for you children, but please, stop being crazy people. Pretending to bring a gun to an elementary school IS CRAZY.
More like Mum-FART and sons!
There’s a few tried and true techniques for killing spiders, brass knuckles isn’t one of them.
Drunk man vs. Escalator. It’s a battle of will and there can be only one victor.
You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.
The Halloween-costume wearing jarhead apparently thought the disabled Army vet was wearing a costume, too.
Great idea! Mock the victims of a major natural disaster by doing a sexy photo shoot amid the destruction. Hey, she doesn’t get paid for her brain.
“Those flood waters are part of the conspiracy put in place by the system, man!”
Finally we will know how President Obama REALLY feels about the new Modest Mouse album.
Four Loko’s most recent PR hit involves rape, homelessness, and indiscretion.
Pumpkins are to fall what bacon is to every other month. From bongs to kegs, here are the 10 most badass things to do with a pumpkin.
A drunk girl learns a valuable lesson from the school of hard knocks after running her mouth to a bunch of random strangers… and the world continues to turn.
We’ve lined up the craziest supporters of both political parties. The scariest part? These people have the right to vote!
And it seemed like such a brilliant idea when he was drinking the night before.
She nearly took a joke too far — narrowly avoiding decapitation.